A Poem for All of Us Women


This is just too funny. One of my friends sent it to me and now I'm passing it on to all of you.

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee,
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.

I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... not at my chest!!!!

I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl , a babe or a chick.
I am a woman. Get it?, you dick!!!

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